January 29, 2012

Winter Sets in on the Eastern Front



Winter Sets in on the Eastern Front

This week has seen some heavy combat on the Eastern Front. Tenerifis burns as -WTF- evacuation is in full swing. -A-, staging from its forward base in DZ6 has launched a blitzkrieg attack on -WTF- and master RA. Although timers have been saved in Immensea and Tenerifis, the victories are overshadowed by the massive casualties taken over several days of fighting. The most recent clash involved a massive fight based around RA + WTF vs -A- and ROL, with RA bringing in titans and supers.

The fight started on the T6GY gate in 46DP. -A- Tengus in T6GY, RA in Abaddons and WTF in Drakes/kitchenfleet waiting with drones out at optimals waiting for the inevitable jump in. Then ROL landed on gate, and -A- jumped in. CCP smiled on 46DP that day, and client disconnects were minimal as the fight started. Several tengu's instapopped while Makalu brought the warriors to range on the gate. RA and their minions switched targets to ROL while -A- moved to range and rained hellfire and brimstone down upon the helpless Abaddons and Drakes. Their logistics died quietly, while Fuufa screamed loudly everytime he died (all five times). Within a few minutes Red Alliance fled the field, WTF running to station shortly after. The fight resumed shortly thereafter in 77S on the 46DP gate, with ROL and -A- left alone with RA for several minutes while Controlled Chaos tried to figure out what was going on whilst docked in 46DP station.

Needless to say RA didn't like being locked in a room with the perpetual gangbang and immediately pushed the flashy red button-and in came several titans with supercarrier support. Makalu, un-phased by this new development continued calling primaries, which included the entire RA guardian complement which driftend into optimals. Eventually WTF jumped in as they finally figured out their masters were engaged, and Fuufa died (again). With KGB agents in place, PK told Makalu to only call RA targets as WTF were rendered combat ineffective by general retardedness and FC ineptness. With the full onslaught of the Tengus focused on RA entirely and their titans completely useless they fled the field yet again, leaving their "allies" on field for another 10 min to get eradicated.

The general RA member found himself in shock as their perception of not only -A- but themselves was shattered by reality. Not only were their pets incompetent, their fleet embarassed-but the -A- they had been told was dying and defunct was in fact vibrant and alive and raping them anally without breaking a sweat.

-A- won soundly, annihilating not only ships but morale of the enemy fleet. The loss only hastened the evacuation already ordered as -WTF- moves deeper in to RA controlled space, even as RA internal drama continues to raise eyebrows.

As 77S armor reinforce counts down, which only days ago was "unthinkable" according to lead Controlled Chaos FC Fuufa, the future of their alliance looks dreary as Sage continues to be a shadow after apparently snapping during a rape session of one of his fleets. How far can an alliance based on mining and ratting retreat before its members choose other homes? PL and NC. are certainly in the picture, as they form for RA CSAA timers (to the delight of the average member) but haven't become involved as of yet in the conflict. Each step backwards brings the -A- USTZ onslaught closer to the northern front in Uemon where Solar is continuing to spit in the face of UAXDeath.

Silent Dodger's pep talk today laughed at the thought of -A- being any real threat to RA, but it came across as more damage control for a floundering alliance. As the snow falls and the chill sets in, the brave soldiers of -A- armed with Tengu's and Drakes push onwards towards C-J. If the fighting so far is any indication, Dodger may be chuckling from a new home within weeks, unless the Hessians are brought in to try and stop the rape.

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